Julian's Secret Domain - Original Rap Lyrics
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"Reaching all the greens, call me Mr. Blobby,
150 yards to the green, I can reach it, probably"
150 yards to the green, I can reach it, probably"
This one makes sense with context: in the game Star Realms there is a faction named the Blob Faction. They are designated by their emblem, a green lemniscate, bordered and filled by black, on a green circular background. The Blobs are some terrifying bio-aliens that might threaten to overthrow a planet given competent strategic leanings. They are able to synergise strongly with many cheap cards; the lemniscate symbolises this through a visual depiction of cellular mitosis.
Little research is then required to identify the similarities between denizens of the the Blob Faction and this terrifying 90s TV character.
It is no secret that I am a fan of golf. It has been a while since I last hit the links but I reckon if I were 150 yards from the green then I could probably reach it with a well-executed 7-iron - my favourite club!